Two on a Single Day

Part 1 :
I am not the only one scared of dogs, in Bangalore...
(What!!! of course I am not scared of dogs)
A guy from Reliance was to visit my apartment for address verification of some sort.
He called me and I was directing him to my place on phone.
I - Take the first left after the Rendezvous restaurant.
RA - Ok
I - then first right and 2nd left
RA - Ok
RA - Sir, the one with a pink board saying # 607 ?
I - Yup...okay
(I was about to keep the phone, when...)
RA- Sir,
I -Yup.
RA - Sir....
I -Yes????
(With a bit skittish and a bit apprehensive tone, he asked ...)
Sir, aapke ghar mein doggie to nahin hai ?
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Part 2 :
An agent from TataAIG called me for some Insurance plan
TA : Hello
I - Hello
TA : Can I talk with ....., I am @@@ from TataAIG
I - Yup,
TA : We have a plan from TataAIG regarding...
I : (very much being myself) Thankyou, I'm not interested.
TA : One moment Sir, we have a good plan.
I : ok .what's it?
TA : It's a retirement plan. And this is the correct time for you to think about it!!!
I : What!!!!!Correct Time!!!!(I am not even 23 yet!!!!!)
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the phone went dead...